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I Also Want To Go See The Mountain Gorillas In Bwindi But…

On Thursday morning this past week I posted this on Twitter: ‘Imagine if you got to Kajjasi & onto a plane to Arua, to Kasese, to Kitido. Instead of 6+ hours…30 minutes #DreamsForUganda’.

It was at 7:07am and I was getting ready to drive out of home. My mind was already filled with dread by the thought of the nightmare of the morning traffic I was to encounter dropping the kids off at school 15kms away.

Normally a journey of 15kms shouldn’t be something to fuss about. As an amateur runner it take me about 1 hour 40 minutes. On a bike it’s about 45 minutes. In a car it should be less than 15 minutes.

But I live in Kampala and believe me; it takes me 1 hour and 10 minutes to make the journey from home to the kids’ school every morning.

We have less than 1million cars on the roads in Uganda, the majority of those cars are in the city Kampala. So it’s not that Kampala is choking on cars, the sad fact is that whereas the number of cars on the roads has been steadily increasing over the years, the number of motorable roads has been reducing steadily both in length and in width.

If you scan social media in Kampala on any given morning, you will see lots of exasperated motorists posting about incidents on the road. They are of course driving and twitting at the same time. Its illegal but it’s not dangerous. In Kampala you can be on the road and not move even an inch for over 10 minutes.

How do you pass the time? Many people get onto their smartphones, the traffic policemen lately no longer arrest drivers they see on phone, they seem to have understood that it’s the only way not to get mad in traffic.

The transport sector in Uganda is a disaster and it’s getting worse everyday, and despite the numerous political pronouncements, it’s not getting better.

This Sunday, as I took my place on the couch with my handheld, I came across this article about the 10 things that newly elected Kenyan president Uhuru Kenyatta must do to make the region richer. (You can read the whole article here) but what caught my eye was this:

‘A Kenyan in Kisumu who wants to travel to Soroti in eastern Uganda, a morning’s drive away, but prefers to fly there, has to catch a flight from Kisumu Airport, land at JKIA in Nairobi, catch a flight to Entebbe International, then drive for over four hours over 400 kilometres (by the shortest route) to get there.’

For a fact, if someone boarded a flight from Nairobi airport to Entebbe in Uganda (over 720kms) and you drove your car from Mukono just outside Kampala to pick him up from Entebbe (about 65kms). If you don’t set off 2 hours to his estimated time of arrival, his plane will land before you are half way there. That’s how badly off our road network is.

This took me back to the tweet I sent out on Thursday morning. and immediately, my mind focused on a challenge I have been discussing with pals over the last few weeks.

Recently the Uganda Wildlife Authority launched a campaign to encourage Ugandans to go see more of Mountain Gorillas. The massive beasts that are man’s closest relatives in the animal kingdom.

Ugandans are lazy travelers and very few have been to Bwindi to see their animal cousins. People fly all the way from Australia to see the beasts but I have never gathered the courage to get onto the road to see the animals.

Upon seeing the promotion online, a friend started an email discussion. He wants us to go visit. It’s the cheapest it has been for years, he said, but two weeks down the road no one has found the guts to pay the UGX150k permit fee, many have promised.

PROMOTION: UWA wants more people to go see  the Gorillas in Bwindi

PROMOTION: UWA wants more people to go see the Gorillas in Bwindi in South Western Uganda

I like travel, but I don’t like traveling by road. I have motion sickness and as a kid I would get sick on the bus to school. Well, I no longer get that sick but since those days getting on the bus clutching a sick back, I have never fallen in love with road travel.

The few times I travel, want to be the one driving. I can’t be the passenger without spending the whole time trying not to think about getting sick.

So if the gang decides to travel to see the Gorillas, I will tag along but am sure I wont enjoy the road trip. I have never been to Bwindi but I know that from Kampala to Mbarara is FOUR hours, and another THREE hours to Kabale and about TWO+ hours to Kisoro and then Bwindi.

That’s is NINE+ hours on the road to see the beasts. NINE+ hours on the road, trying not to get sick in bus, in a car, in a van, that honestly frightens me. And am sure it doesn’t excite very many people either.

To put it in perspective, its SIX hours flying from Dubai to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia which is 5,536kms and SEVEN hours from Dubai to Beijing, China a distance of 5,845 kilometers.

I know why people fly half way from around the world to see the animals but am sure many more are put off by the prospect of NINE+ hours on an African road.

Now, back to my tweet on Thursday morning.

Imagine if I could grab a flight from Kajjasi airstrip to Kisoro. Nine hours on the road would be less than 40 minutes in the air. It would be a little more expensive than on the road, but I wouldn’t worry much about getting sick on the road.

And how many visitors from around the world would jump onto the planes to see the mountain Gorillas in Bwindi, to Kasese to visit Queen Elizabeth Game Park, to Lira for Murchison Falls Game Park.

Air travel is absolutely important to tourism and if we are to benefit more from what God gave to us naturally; we must invest more in air travel.

UWA can launch its ‘Gorilla tracking promotion to enable potential visitors enjoy the same gorilla experience at subsidized rates,’ but am sure with a developed aerospace sector; UWA wouldn’t be talking about UNSOLD Gorilla tracking permits and the promotion being aimed at giving back to their esteemed customers.

It’s a shame, a scandal that out of 378 airports and airstrips in East Africa less than 90% have paved runways and only EIGHT (Nairobi, Entebbe, Kigali, Bujumbura, Mombasa, Kilimanjaro, Dar Es Salam and Zanzibar) receive international flight connections.

IGNORED SECTOR: The State Of Airports In East Africa: Not impressive

IGNORED AND ABANDONED SECTOR: The State Of Airports In East Africa: Not impressive

How many of these airports were actually constructed in the last 30 years?

Kenya’s deputy president, the puffy William Ruto talked about the potential of tourism in Kenya during their inauguration last week, he made reference to Malaysia receiving tourists in excess of 20million a year and how Kenya receives less than 2million a year.

And In East Africa we all aspire to be like Kenya the leaders in tourism.

Now the bigger shame: Uganda, ‘home to more than half of the world’s population of mountain gorillas’ living in organized groups in Bwindi Impenetrable Game Park, yet there is no airport of international status in Bwindi or nearby Kisoro and no scheduled flight from Entebbe and by road its more than NINE hours away, longer than it takes you by plane from Doha in Qatar to Changi in Singapore. And we wonder why not many people come visiting Uganda despite having this rare endowment?

 
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Posted by on April 15, 2013 in Opinion

 

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Fr. Musaala’s Sins Are Not The Faults Of The Entire Holy Catholic Church

LOST SHEPHERD: Fr. Musaala wants Priests to Marry

LOST SHEPHERD: Fr. Musaala wants Priests to Marry

Fr. Anthony Musaala’s missive is not news to anyone, anymore.

As I wrote this he had been suspended from perfoming sacraments in the Catholic Church and it’s my opinion that the suspension was the right thing to do.

Fr. Musaala’s open letter didn’t break any new ground.

I believe it only came to make news simply because the allegations were being retold by a priest, who is famous.

As someone who has lived very close to the Catholic Church, (our village home is less than a mile from the Parish and we are immediate neighbors to the Bishops retirement home. We actually used to pick for our enjoyment, mangoes and grapes from the Bishop’s compound, I learnt to play tennis and basketball with Priests, Brothers and Deacons, I spent two years in a preparatory seminary and many of my closest friends are ex seminarians) I can say I have heard more stories about priests and the Catholic Church than most ordinary people.

Priests and the clergy are mystical people and many people in society can’t help but gossip about them about almost everything they see or hear or fear about them.

But I must add that hearing about stories about people who lead the Church doesn’t make me an expert at all.

What I can say is that what Fr. Musaala wrote in his missive is what I have heard a million times. And frankly speaking, I do not have any idea whether any of the allegations raised by are true or false.

Before going further let me reproduce what my friend and ex seminarian Innocent Nahabwe shared with his pals on facebook.

‘Dear Friends, this is a personal note about something I feel very strongly about-faith. Please bear with me:

I have read with gladness the news that Fr. Musaala has been suspended from active service.

I was angered by his utterances. It pains me as a Catholic and a former seminarian to hear someone trying to make a quick shot at fame by uttering outrageous allegations.

The 2000-year church cannot change traditions now because some horny priest somewhere wants to bonk unhindered. It’s in a church, a communion of willing believers who have faith and belief in a certain way that matters of faith should be handled. If one doesn’t feel the church fits well in their beliefs (he/she) is free to move and join the “advertised churches” and buy their pastor a Hummer or Jeep Cherokee.

Fr. Musaala is a populist preacher who would do well as one of the pastor/ Bishops in Kampala, I am sure. He could marry and bonk whomever he so pleases at will without anyone complaining. It’s his choice to remain in the church. Just as you can’t eat your cake and have it, you can’t be a priest in the Catholic Church and marry.

Sin happens and no one is innocent. So Fr. Musaala and those he says he advocates for will once in a while stray and father a kid or two. These priests are from our community. The same community that has thieves, pedophiles, murderers. So, much as there is scrutiny in the seminary, some hypocrites manage to go through and become priests. They are pretenders that shouldn’t have become priests in the first place.

The same reason, I am not one after spending five years in the seminary.

Does marriage stop men from preying on children under their care? No. We have heard of people with three or four wives who still go ahead and defile minors, sometimes their own kids.

Its not that they have been denied the right to marry! We have heard of ministers who can’t take care of their kids yet they are millionaires. Anglican priests marry but a few bad ones prey on their flock.

Now for Fr. Musaala and those of his ilk, marriage for Catholic priests won’t help much in as far as solving the concerns he is raising. Fr. Musaala, if you are digging, and you get tired, you don’t tell the land to go away, you go away yourself.’

I completely share Nahabwe’s opinion.

MAN OF GOD: Archbishop Lwanga suspended Fr. Musaala

MAN OF GOD: Archbishop Lwanga suspended Fr. Musaala

Now my views:

Do I think priests, sin? Yes. Like Nahabwe ably puts it, priests are not from planet Mars. They come from the same communities that you and I come from. We all commit sin sometimes.

But when we sin, the church gives us the opportunity to confess and be forgiven or be damned.

I could read from Fr. Musaala’s letter a confessional tone. But confessions must be pure and sincere. To me Fr. Musaala’s expose is neither honest nor sincere.

The church has channels and avenues through which priests can raise their grievances, their concerns and have them sorted. The church also has its own ways of punishing its own clergy and hundreds have gotten punished for various transgressions.

The media isn’t one of these channels. Fr. Musaala chose to write an open letter, not a letter to his Bishop or Archbishop. Fr. Musaala wrote to the whole world. Did he expect the world to change what is wrong in his Church?

I believe in openness, but I also believe in institutions. Fr. Musaala was not ordained priest yesterday, he has served in the Church longer than I have been an adult. He went there willingly and no one has forced him to stay.

He knows the channels through which to raise concerns and he knows very well that the media; the internet is not one of them.

I believe Fr. Musaala chose to write and leak his ‘open letter’ because he has something sinister against the Church. It’s his secret. And for this I say he deserves to serve his punishment.

Fr. Musaala wasn’t even truthful in his letter. If he knew what he was writing about, why didn’t he drop any names. Why not say Priest this or this Bishop this is living with a wife and they have kids?

The church doesn’t want priests or any of its clergy washing their linen in public but as a person I have no problem with someone being truthful, honest and sincere.

I believe if someone has genuine concerns about any thing, they are better off expressing themselves than suppressing themselves. If Fr. Musaala was sincere and he wanted action taken, why didn’t he address his letter to any authority?

What Fr. Musaala has achieved is not reopen debate about the centuries old question of celibacy in the Catholic Church. No, Fr. Musala has simply tarnished all the priests in Uganda and beyond.

Fr. Musaala is blind to the goodness of thousands of honest and God-fearing priests doing God’s work across the country.

By writing an anonymous letter alleging grave sins and crimes, Fr. Musaala has, as Archbishop Cyprian Lwanga put it, cast ‘a dark shadow of suspicion’ over all priests’ some of whom he has never met.

It’s very easy to say priest so and so is having sexual relations with this or that woman. But it’s almost impossible to prove it beyond reasonable doubt unless you are the priest or the woman.

It’s easy to allege that this priest has produced a kid but it’s almost impossible to prove minus DNA tests. Many women are not sure who is the father of their kids.

I have heard stories of priests having sex with women, with young girls a thousand times but I have never confirmed any. I also know of priests who have gotten arrested by police for allegedly defiling girls.

Fr. Musaala retelling the old rumours and innuendos without providing any evidence doesn’t make them less of rumours.

Reading Fr. Musaala’s letter gives the impression that all priests are sinful and this simply isn’t true.

Of course there could be priests engaged in criminal activities and if any one knows any of these it’s their duty as citizens to report them not to the Bishop but to the Police.

I believe there could be priests who may have strayed and broken their obligation to celibacy (I don’t know any myself) but priests are men and like a husband can stray, so can a priest.

Those priests who have fallen short of God’s glory have sinned as persons and not on behalf of the whole church.

Now let us assume one priest commits this terrible sin and the woman gets pregnant and delivers a child.

Should the priest be excommunicated from the church because he has done wrong, should the woman also be excommunicated for falling for the priest’s sinful advances or should the kid be killed because he/she is a product of a sin?

Does committing a sin make one less of a priest? Does it diminish one’s ability to do God’s work? I don’t think so. Didn’t Jesus say he was on earth because of sinners?

Does becoming a priest make you less of a man who is completely unattracted to the fairer sex?

And because some have fallen victim to fatal attraction, and because some have fallen victim to Satan’s evil scheme, should the Catholic Church’s doctrines on celibacy be forfeited or scrapped?

Should priests be allowed to get married because, as Fr. Musaala says some of them are living like married men with wives and children?

Is marriage the silver bullet that will stop priests from falling short of what is expected of them?

Do we as society expect too much from these priests and he clergy?

Fr. Musaala, reading from his letter, has lost his belief in the vocation of priesthood and could be living in terrible sin himself. His failure to stay celibate is his own failure as a person and not that of the whole church in which he is a priest.

If Fr. Musaala has lost interest in the church, it’s only fair that he exercises his options which are readily available to him and calls time on his priesthood and goes to live the life he finds more uplifting, not the double life he is living right now.

You can serve God in so many ways; you don’t have to be a priest.

Fr. Musaala has done his part and am sure God is grateful. Let him now confess his sins and move on and stop living a lie.

But let him not, because of the weaknesses in his heart, bring to shame, Gods Holy Church.

Priesthood is a vocation that is undertaken willingly and is never forced on anyone. It is not a prison sentence.

 
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Posted by on March 21, 2013 in Opinion

 

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Why I Fear The Truth About Nebanda Death Will Never Be Known

DEAD AT 24: Nebanda MP Butaleja

DEAD AT 24: Nebanda MP Butaleja

The government has released a chronology of events related to the death of Cerinah Nebanda (MP) but I must say it’s too late, too little.

The dung has already hit the fan and I am restraining myself with regard to language here.

One thing that the government forgot in this saga that has refused to go away and will not go away even with the young lady’s cadaver laid to rest, is the basic fact about all crimes.

Someone somewhere must have seen or heard or felt something unusual and its by tapping in on these witnesses that crimes of this nature are resolved.

Skilled crime investigators collect evidence they gather information from anyone even people who don’t believe they have something useful to say.

POLICE APPEAL: With threats who will volunteer information?

POLICE APPEAL: With threats who will volunteer information?

But for such witnesses to come forward and volunteer what they know, even what they think they know, there must exist an environment of complete trust and outright freedom for people to talk about the crime.

People must discuss the crime willingly and without holding back anything. This involves talking about all the conspiracy theories and making all kinds of outrageous allegations about just about anyone, even aliens from outer space.

It’s only when people talk freely about a crime that witnesses who saw something might suddenly realize that what they saw, heard or felt might not be so ordinary after all. Sometimes this turns out to be the missing link in the puzzle, the clue that police investigators are looking for.

It’s from such that criminal cases long forgotten, long unresolved, get solved, even after years of the file gathering dust.

The basic fact about crimes is that someone out there always knows something related to the crime that the police don’t. The magic is how to get these people to talk and talk openly about what they know.

That’s why they say that justice comes to those who keep looking. The trick to resolving crimes like the death of Nebanda is not just to be able to ask as many questions as possible but to be able to listen to as many stories as possible.

Such witnesses must be encouraged to come to the police to share with the investigators what they know, even what they think they know. The investigators must use their skills to sift through the information and get out the tips they need.

It’s because of this reasoning that police always sends out appeals to the public to come forward and share what they know about a crime in this case the police is seeking information related to Adam Kalungi the alleged boyfriend of the deceased.

One big problem with this case is the unusual circumstances that have engulfed the investigation.

And it’s because of that alone that I don’t think the truth will ever come out.

They say the truth must not just be revealed, it must be believed. And in the case of the death of Nebanda, circumstances have conspired to ensure that whatever the police say at the end of their investigation, very few people will believe it as the only truth.

Here is why:

The investigators have destroyed all likelihood that someone who saw something unusual about the case will come forward to volunteer information.

This is because I don’t think many witnesses think they are safe talking about this case. This scenario renders the police appeal for information useless.

What destroyed the trust was non other that the president who openly warned those speculating about the death.

Its true speculation breads conspiracy theories, which lead to falsehoods, but any seasoned investigator will tell you that it’s through speculation that they eliminate suspect from innocent, witness from wannabe.

Any serious investigator will tell you about the importance of getting a community to talk about a crime.

But here we are and the MP dies in the most unusual circumstances and the president is threatening to arrest and jail whoever links the government to the murder.

In issuing his threat, the President not only rendered the police appeal to the public for information useless, he ensured that whoever saw something wont be coming to the fore for fear of spreading innuendo and possibly landing in jail.

BODY PARTS SMUGGLER: Onzivua spent two night in jail for taking samples of dead MP

BODY PARTS SMUGGLER: Onzivua spent two night in jail for taking samples of dead MP

Now even if I saw the wanted man take a taxi, even if I served him at the forex bureau, even if I sold him the bus ticket, even if I saw Nebanda in the hours before her death, even if I served her a drink, even if I served her a meal, even if I couriered her dope and am willing to talk about it. I would go on holiday until this whole thing cools down. The lady is dead, who wants to go to jail for a dead lady? This is what the potential witnesses must be asking themselves.

With the president issuing threat to arrest and jail those speculating I’d keep silent and go to the village and that is not what the police wants.

That coupled with past cases, which have never been resolved, especially the death of Nobel Mayombo and the official investigation into his death being shelved.

That coupled with the fact that a claim was made that Mayombo’s family received the probe report, something they deny.

That coupled with the incredible arrest of pathologist Dr Sylvestre Onzivua who was taking body samples to South Africa for a private forensic investigation.

This coupled with his incarceration for days at Kireka despite his alleged crime. This coupled with the MPs speeches in the house about killer squads marauding in Kampala.

This and the overwhelming cynicism of the population of Uganda, will ensure that the public wont believe anything even if it comes from the United Kingdom or the Unites States.

That’s why am afraid, this case will never be resolved. So much has gone so wrong in such a short time it’s almost impossible to get the public to believe the truth even when they are served with one truth and the only truth.

Nebanda might have died because of her own innocent actions but who will believe that now?

This will go down in history as just another unresolved death of a youthful MP from Butaleja Cerinah Nebanda

 
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Posted by on December 21, 2012 in Opinion

 

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The Emptiness Of Uganda Winning Olympic Gold!

HERO: Kiprotich stunned the world by winning gold at London 2012

I’ve been away for some weeks now and during my self-imposed absence; Stephen Kiprotich from Uganda won gold at the Olympic games.

The first gold medal in 40 years.

I must admit, that I did not give Team Uganda any chances at London 2012, in fact I called them ‘tourists’ and I was therefore amazed that Kiprotich could break clear of the pack and clinch the medal that has eluded this country for such a long time.

I was traveling at the time, it was past midnight and I only got to know via the much-delayed BBC news update aboard Emirates. One line that simply said, ‘Ugandan wins Olympic gold at London 2012.’ I was curious to know more but their much-hyped ‘OnAir’ wifi service never worked for eight hours and I stayed in the dark we landed at Dubai International.

I must say that, after reading the whole report I wasn’t overcome with great joy. I was happy, yes but that was all.

It’s not that Uganda had won gold, Kiprotich had won gold. Yes, Kiprotich is Ugandan and I am Ugandan too, and its Uganda and not the name Kiprotich that got on the official table. But I didn’t see and I still don’t see a reason why I should share in his win.

Kiprotich won Olympic GOLD and made the country proud! But I don’t think it’s right for the country to celebrate this gold. The medal is his and not ours.

What, in Gods name have we done as a country to deserve this honor?

Why should Kiprotich share his joy, his personal achievement with us?

Yesterday morning, the whole government came to stand still when the boy returned aboard a British Airways flight. Never mind, we have no national carrier to speak of.

The government even booked him a hotel room to ‘freshen up and relax’ he met the president hours later, for breakfast.

The boy has also gotten a promotion at his work place.

Ranks in Uganda have been reduced to a laughable droll. Okay let me not disrespect Kiprotich or anyone who has had their ranks. But I genuinely believe that ranks are not the true measure of the people who receive them.

Kiprotich won Gold as a warder, promoting him will not make him run faster, and it will not entice more kids across the country to take up running and it will not improve his personal income that much. He will have to win ten more Olympic medals to get the promotions to enable him earn decently from the service. If he quits his job and hits the professional circuit outside Uganda, he will earn more in one race than his new rank will ever pay him all his life.

Which brings me to the next point why I believe as a country we shouldn’t be celebrating this gold medal.

The newspapers have been awash with companies running adverts congratulating Kiprotich.

Everyone wants to be associated with him. He’s a winner after all.

But how many companies genuinely have a heart for sports beyond the corporate league, an excuse to drink beer and hook up? How many companies genuinely put money into sports to make the disciplines better not to gain some competitive advantage for their own selfish needs?

Some companies even organized a fundraising drive for Kiprotich, how come no fundraising drive was done made before the games? Commonwealth champion Dorcus Inzikuru was on TV the other night narrating how she had to take a train hours before her race to buy running shoes. Running out of time, she bought ill-fitting shoes, (most new shoes don’t fit well) which ended up hurting her instead of aiding her. She finished 20 in her race and blamed the shoes for the poor showing. The team was struggling financially but the corporates didn’t care. Now one of the team wins a medal and the corporates are showing how caring they are.

Wouldn’t it have been better if these many companies now placing adverts in the media and raising money, if they had pooled money to enable the team going to London, prepare better in advance?

Corporate generosity in Uganda stinks of rank hypocrisy and is beyond all shame. They call it social responsibility, but I think its rampant exploitation and its disgusting. If I could I’d kick them where the sun never shines.

The government is no better. Of course the prisons service where Kiprotich is employed did well to let the guy go on training sessions and I know they have heart for sports and are a rare example of what government can do. But this whole ‘tagging along’ because the boy has won something, is plain stupid, disgusting and disturbing.

So why did they have to book a hotel for the boy in Entebbe, he has a home and can best relax and freshen up there. And the breakfast with President Museveni is nothing but a photo opportunity and the monetary donation stinks of hypocrisy too. The truth is this government doesn’t give a damn about sports in this country. The 200M had it been given to the team before, maybe we’d have sent doubt the number of athletes. Maybe we’d have been more competitive.

This government inherited a country that had a reputation for competing with the finest at the Olympics and other sporting events and turned it into a basket case, a laughing-stock. Two olympic gold medals in 50 years, separated by 40 years. Not very impressive. Shameful to be precise.

Instead as government policy they’ve been busy selling off sports grounds in schools and doing basically nothing for sport except appearing at the airport and taking pictures with the rare winners.

Their preoccupation is politics and stealing to enrich themselves even the care they are showing Kiprotich is just for political reasons, nothing more.

So will booking Kiprotich a five-star hotel room in Entebbe lead to more medals at the next Olympics? And will it inspire millions of school kids who have no PE teacher to do more sport?

And the Shs200million donations from the president, is that supposed to create more wins? Or will other winners also get the same amount or it will be the president’s discretion? And what about the losers and the coaches and therapists and the team? Only the winners get to meet the president and receive a brown envelope packed with dollars?

And why donate in dollars when Uganda uses Shillings? Government operates with dollars while the rest of the country uses Shillings. Even the Prime Minister donated dollars to the football team, the Cranes. The ‘disconnect’ level if simply astonishing.

But these are true politicians for you, as one guy wrote, they are a bunch of ‘game players sitting around congratulating each other in safety [and comfort] while real lives are getting screwed up’. They only pop their heads when the screwed guy wins something.

That’s why despite the country I love getting gold at the Olympics, I don’t feel any pleasure at all. In fact I have a feeling of emptiness, the kind when the show ends with an anti climax. I expected to win nothing. The kind of feeling you get when the TV football club you support wins a game. Nothing!

How can I rejoice when I know that with the current setup, it will take another miracle for Uganda to win another gold medal in another 40 years?

Anyway, congratulations to Kiprotich, I never gave you any chance and you proved me wrong, you surely deserve every good thing that comes your way. But those companies and politicians using your name should pay you.

 
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Posted by on August 16, 2012 in Opinion

 

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BUDGET 2012: The Scandal Of Taxing Water And The Realization That Oil Money Is Still Years Away

These are my thoughts about the budget read

Finance Minister Maria Kiwanuka on Budget Day

by Finance Minister Maria Kiwanuka.

TAXING WATER

The most outrageous announcement from the budget was is the introduction of VAT on piped water. In this day and age, how is this even possible?

Every government world over works to make piped, safe water available cheaply for every citizen. I don’t have the exact statistics for Uganda but I know piped water is a luxury and for the majority, it’s a dream. Millions still drink dirty unsafe water in Uganda.

More than 40 percent of those without access to safe water in the world live in sub-Saharan Africa, according to Unicef and the World Health Organization (WHO).

Access to clean water is so essential, according to the Water Project; ‘In developing countries, as much of 80% of illnesses are linked to poor water and sanitation conditions.

I don’t know who made the call to slap VAT on piped water but it wasn’t a good call. In fact it’s a stupid call that has outraged many.

Instead of government working to make water accessible to more millions, the government just made it extra expensive for the few with access.

This can only mean one thing. We wont meet the United Nations goals for sustainable development and the Millennium Development Goals (MDGs).

Taxing water is also another indicator that the government is mainly interested in raising revenue and not helping more citizens access the basics in life. What is the point of saying access to clean water is a human right when most of the citizens can’t afford it?

And remember piped water in Uganda isn’t 100% safe. You cannot drink tap water. If you did, you’d be sick as a parrot within minutes.

Customers of National Water have to incur an extra cost to make the water they receive safe for consumption, and now they have to pay more. This isn’t an incentive to make millions get connected to the National Water. This to me is retrogression, not development.

SPIRITS

People who engage in alcohol consumption have money and should pay more. But I thought it was very confusing for the minister to increase tax on locally manufactured spirits from 45% to 60% and not the imported ones. I thought the medicine would be to tax the imported spirits so as to protect the local manufacturer.

WAR-GIN: Local spirits got their rates hiked by 15% from 45& to 60%

The confusion was highlighted further when President Museveni took to the microphone and ranted about a government official who licensed the importation of dressed chicken yet the government had spent the last few years asking villagers to rear chickens.

UNDRESSED: President Museveni blasted importation of dressed chicken

One minute the minister is increasing tax on and making locally manufactured booze very expensive and the next the president is sounding protectionist to the local chicken farms. Where is the coherence of government policy?

AGRICULTURE

The Minister declared: ‘by virtue of its geographical location and favorable climate, Uganda is capable of becoming the food basket and distribution hub of the region.’

How many times have I heard that phrase? How much has been done to make it a reality?

ECONOMY

This was the closest the government came to admitting that Uganda is in a recession. This year, real GDP growth is estimated to be 3.2% but with population growth at 3.5% that leaves us in the negatives.

‘It is imperative that we quickly return to faster, more inclusive and sustainable economic growth,’ the minister said.

The damage done by Bank Of Uganda governor Tumusiime Mutebile’s policy of making credit very expensive in his fight against inflation (caused mainly by food prices) is clear for all to see.

The growth in industrial production slowed to 1.1% during the year. The hardest hit industrial sub-sector was formal manufacturing sub sector, where growth contracted by 4.4%,’ the minister said.

Mutebile won’t release the brakes on the economy yet, he’s still being held hostage by foreign investors who have put money in his bonds for which he pays billions in interest.

OIL

For the first time President Museveni gave a speech without talking about the discovery of oil in Uganda. And the minister also minimized the importance of oil. She only announced that the government was looking forward to Parliament passing the necessary legislation to ensure the ‘prudent management of the oil resource.’

Suddenly oil is no longer the talking point. Lately the president has been on record declaring that Uganda, now that we have found oil, will no longer be overly reliant on donors to finance the budget.

This year, the minister announced that donors will still contribute 25% of the budget. With Uganda Revenue Authority missing its collections target and the economy contracting at a terrible rate, someone must have told Museveni to stop raising people’s expectations on oil unnecessarily.

This must be after the realization the country might have discovered oil but the dream of oil money is still years away.

TOURISM

The government upped its projected spend from 53billion to 65billion but I am not convinced that the government is formatted properly to exploit this huge potential.

I believe they have the wrong people in the ministry, people who think tourism is all about wild animals and plants.

The Finance minister said: ‘Uganda has emerged as a top tourist destination over the last year. Uganda is rich in flora and fauna, offering wildlife safaris, variety of bird species and has hospitable people.’

That’s the thinking at the heart of government, that flora and fauna and hospitable people make good tourism. This is so old school thinking and won’t give Uganda any competitive advantage because literary every country in Africa has just about the same flora and fauna as we do.

We need to find alternative selling points other than repeatedly parroting how we are Gifted by Nature.

Tell me which country isn’t gifted by nature or which country is cursed by nature?

Dubai has no flora and fauna like Uganda but gets more tourists than Uganda, how is that possible if Flora and Fauna are the only attractions for tourists?

I think in Uganda, we need to clean up the city and the towns and we need to host sporting and cultural events. We cannot build roads thinking it’s the reason people aren’t going to Queen Elizabeth National Park, we need to get people to come to Kampala in the first place.

South Africa tourism is booming from hosting the FUFA World Cup in 2010 despite the economic crisis gripping the world (Read My Earlier Blog On This)

We can look at hosting events like the CECAFA and the Africa Cup of Nations. We cannot keep hoping that tourists will come to see the our gorillas and lions and elephants because many cities in the world have the same animals in their zoo facilities.

 
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Posted by on June 15, 2012 in Opinion

 

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Uganda’s Quest For Footballing Glory And The Hollowness Of Fans Addicted To Television Football

PENSIVE: Cranes fans await kickoff of game against Senegal.

Let me say this before I change my mind. I think some Ugandans football pundits are either arrogant or they are completely ignorant about football.

I am saying this after reading some of the reviews of the Uganda Crane’s performance against Senegal.

I was in the stadium and as with many fans we hoped Uganda would get the win, we didn’t. We settled for a draw and many fans will agree with me that the Cranes were second best.

In fact we were lucky that Senegal wasn’t more ambitious. They’d have killed us. Instead they tried to defend their one goal and as time was running out, we got the penalty and the equalizer.

Shortly after the game as we waited for the exit gate to clear up, I was involved in the first of many exchanges with sports reporters and fans.

They all seemed to have come to a sudden conclusion that Uganda didn’t play well because one player, Martin Mutumba flopped. I wonder when did football become an individual sport?

Its true the boy didn’t have a good game but why I say these reporters and fans are being unreasonable or arrogant or ignorant or all the above is this: This was Mutumba’s second outing in the Cranes jersey, the first was away against Angola and many of the fans calling for his dismissal from the camp didn’t watch that game.

Now, if you aren’t arrogant or ignorant, tell me how you can judge a player after a game that ended in 1-1 draw.

And how can you watch a player for 90 minutes and you write a headline that Mutumba is a charlatan and should sack himself from the Cranes?

I didn’t watch the game against Angola so I have seen Mutumba play only once, against a far superior Senegal side full of professionals plying their trade in the top leagues in Europe.

And whereas I agree that he didn’t have a good outing, I say it is outrageous to classify him as a total flop. It’s even more outrageous to pick on him as an individual because the whole team wasn’t very effective.

The best analysis of the game came from Coach Bobby Williamson: ‘They (Senegal) are the best team I have seen in a long time, including Egypt…they have pace, strength, height and good movement…they made it very difficult for us to play but I am very proud of the players, they never gave in, kept on working hard and we managed to get a point.’

That’s our coach, the guy I say is our miracle worker considering the pool of players he has to select from and the league they play in. It’s like the reporters and fans I spoke to were watching a different game from Bobby’s who chose to keep Mutumba on for 90 minutes.

Bobby also said the media had hyped Mutumba and placed him under enormous pressure. And I think he is spot on.

Some fans even dared compare Mutumba to David Obua. I find that petty and childish, both haven’t won anything for the Cranes at continental level and Obua is now retired from the team. Mutumba has just joined the team.

To me Obua and former captain Ibrah Sekagya are legends of Uganda football, but they are now retired and we must work with the new crop of payers we currently have and try to achieve what Obua and Sekagya failed to achieve.

I know Ugandans are accustomed to beating teams at Namboole and the reporters like all other fans get frustrated when we fail to win.

But I expect reporters to be more knowledgeable than the average fan. When you face a team as good as Senegal you must prepare for anything, including the possibility of losing the game and on Saturday, we came to within minutes of losing.

That’s why when we got a penalty and Godfrey Walusimbi smashed it in, the whole stadium cheered like we’d won.

I think some reporters expected Senegal to come around and fold their arms and get battered.

Ours is a team in development, an unfinished product, we are nowhere near the quality of the team that failed to make AFCON last year against Kenya but the good thing with football is that you always get another chance and this is another opportunity for Uganda but if these fans and reporters were in the team, they’d throw away the chance.

Comparing Mutumba to the legendary Philip Omondi is a terrible joke. We haven’t produced another Omondi in almost half a century, Mutumba has only played two games for Uganda. One must praise Mutumba for showing exemplary willingness to play for the national team.

Abusing the players who put their legs in harms way to bring glory to the country isn’t helpful at all.

DEDICATED: Uganda Cranes fans show their love for the team outside Namboole

But that’s the quality of the average football fan in Uganda.

We have in Ugandan pundits or fans who will reel off the entire Polish squad at the Euro 2012 tournament but who can’t name three players in the Cranes team that started against Senegal on Saturday.

We have soccer fans who watch an entire English Premiership season in video halls but who have never stepped into any local stadium to watch a local league game!

We have some fans who walk into the stadium and immediately start complaining that the playing surface doesn’t look as neat as Anfield and when there is a goal scored, look around for a TV screen and grumble because there is no TV screen for a replay.

I call it the hollowness of soccer fanaticism in Uganda!

They are so in love with Chelsea and they show this affection for the English club by buying pirated club shirts from downtown shops. How is Chelsea their team supposed to benefit if they buy pirated shirts?

If you told these fans to buy original club jerseys they’d go into hiding at the cost.

The Ugandan soccer fan will scream themselves hoarse and declare ‘Arsenal Till I Die’ and will stick with the team despite seven seasons minus a trophy but will be quick to denounce their national team The Cranes if it draws against Senegal or Kenya.

Hollow is the best way to describe football fans in Uganda. Because in reality what we have in Uganda aren’t soccer fans, they are just onlookers not supporters.

Believe me sitting in a dingy pub in Kampala donning a pirated jersey and screaming Manchester United, doesn’t make you a true fan!

I’ll tell you what a real fan of a football club does:

He will buy merchandise from the official club shop. A true fan will buy tickets and go to the games in person to cheer the team as it plays.

A true fan will travel to support his team and will not stay at home to watch on TV. If he does stay at home he will subscribe to the club TV channel.

A true fan will do all this because he knows the club needs his support, not just the screaming and shouting in the stadium but also the monetary contributions.

A true fan knows that the club needs that money to be competitive to hire the best coaches and even better players. A true fan will not overly complain when they lose or draw a game, he will not abuse individual players after a bad game, he will put trust in the club coach and respect his decisions.

A Ugandan football fan on the contrary thinks buying pirated shirts writing his name at the back and sitting all night in a bar dousing himself with booze while watching Everton on TV makes him a diehard fan of Everton Football Club!

Hollowness! The club in Europe doesn’t even know he exists because it doesn’t get any benefits from his existence. And the fan in Uganda doesn’t get any gratification because he knows he hasn’t contributed anything to the club.

Am only glad that some fans have realized the hollowness of this entire TV football craze and are starting to turn their attention to the local sides.

Anyway the Uganda Cranes have another game coming up this weekend against Congo Brazzaville and we should be firmly focused as the 12th player as one dedicated player put it on twitter. This one will be worse than the one against Senegal. We are trailing 3-1 from the first leg, Bobby will field his best eleven men and the fans must turn up and be the twelfth man in the stands.

Lets not put pressure on any individuals in the team. And let us trust that the players who are selected to start on the field and on the bench want to win more than anyone else in this country of 34 million. Lets not question their commitment and denigrate their effort.

But let us also know that Congo won’t come here to lose, and that they will try to defend their lead and while we go out to chase the 2-0 win that will lead us closer to heaven, lets not forget that this is football and that we might get beaten or we might draw. But lets all go to Namboole on Saturday and cheer the boys and not boo them.

 
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Posted by on June 13, 2012 in Opinion

 

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Ugandans Aren’t Buying, Banks Aren’t Lending, BoU Should Be Happy So Why Is URA Complaining?

BoU Boss Mutebile’s policies have made work of collecting taxes very difficult

If Bank of Uganda Governor Tumusiime Mutebile needed a reminder about the damage his monetary policy is doing to the country’s economy he needs to talk to the men who collect the taxes from which he gets paid his massive salary.

Richard Kamajugo, the Commissioner of Customs at Uganda Revenue Authority put it like no other government official has dared put it.

The tax collectors are failing to collect the tax because there is a terrible business slowdown in the country.

The figures are stone cold scaring and the tax collectors after almost a year have finally acknowledged that it’s the policies of the guys at Bank of Uganda that are to blame for their predicament.

According to East African Business Week, revenue collections for the month of April showed that the tax body posted a DEFICIT of Ush29.8b ($12m) after collecting Ush483.8b ($202m) against a target of Ush513.7b ($214m) and as a result, the cumulative deficit has grown to Ush44.7b ($18.6m) with just a month to the end of the financial year.

Kamajugo says the deficit is a result of a slowdown of economic activity during the month. But the commissioner is putting it mildly.

Why is there a slowdown in the first place? It’s not the economic turmoil in the Eurozone. The truth is the deficit numbers are a result of a flawed policy by central bank.

For over a year now economists have argued with their counterparts at BoU on how best to tackle runaway inflation, which peaked in December at around 27%.

The economists at BoU blamed excess liquidity, resulting from astronomical amounts of cash dumped into circulation during the general elections.

Some economists have argued that where as excess liquidity is a sign of inflation, it is not necessarily the cause of it and warned that BoU’s policy of targeting excess liquidity and not encouraging economic growth would do more harm than good to the economy.

Mutebile and his team acknowledged this risk but chose to embark on their hardline policy of making money very scarce by making borrowing very expensive and unaffordable for many Ugandans. The thinking was this would help bring down inflation.

Its been argued that Mutebile refused to back down from this policy despite its flaws because backing down would mean investors in Treasury Bills will sell off their assets, exit the market leading to a shilling collapse in the forex market.

There are many problems with Mutebile’s policy and not many economists believed it would solve inflation.

For instance at the heart of the reasoning behind the hardline monetary policy is the reliance on providence. The hope that rains would lead to high farm yield and lower food prices, which would help lower inflation. This has been the song since last April when high food prices sparked riots in the city. At that time, President Museveni famously declared there would be rains and a bumper harvest and food prices will stabilize.

It’s a year now, the rains came and the bumper harvest was achieved. Inflation has eased but only marginally.

Instead what is doing more harm to the economy now isn’t high food prices but lack of consumer spending power. Mutebile’s famous rant was how he was hiking CBR to snuff out aggregate demand and he might have succeeded. Because according to URA the signs are there.

Kamajugo said; ‘we experienced lower than expected levels of cargo and fuel. Volumes of fuel declined by 15% compared to the same period last year, there was also a reduction in vehicle and motor cycle registration, the volumes of dry cargo also declined while the warehoused volumes increased substantially.’

Uganda perennially has sporadic fuel shortages; its therefore surprising that in April, less fuel was imported. Could this mean that fewer motorists are taking to the road and therefore the fuel stations aren’t selling as much fuel as they did last year?

And Ugandans aren’t registering more cars and motorcycles?  Isn’t this supposed to be good news to Mutebile and his economists? Why is URA complaining then?

Surely, it can’t be good news for BoU and bad news for URA.

And why are we having more bonded goods? The explanation from URA is that businessmen normally rely on bank credit in form of a Temporary Over Draft (ToD) to clear taxes. The last time I tried to organize a ToD I was told by my banker that the default rate normally at less than 3% had gone up to close to 30% and the credit managers weren’t willing to give me a ToD unsecured. Meaning that I would have to have collateral security before I could be given a ToD. Crazy! How many businessmen are willing to stake their marital homes to clear goods stuck in a bonded warehouse? How many even have this collateral?

The bottom line here is, the banks despite making millions in profits last year are suddenly scared of lending to the same customers and this cannot be a good thing for the economy. But isn’t it what Mutebile wanted?

The other factor is that with interest rates so high, (some banks are still lending in the region close to 30% and Mutebile for three months has refused to lower CBR) many businessmen are scared of doing business using bank money leading to a general business slow down. Isn’t this what Mutebile predicted? Why then is URA grumbling?

If goods stay bonded, URA cant tax them but the goods keep accumulating demurrage, which will be added onto to the retail prices when they are released on to the market upon payment of URA tax meaning that their prices will be higher regardless whether the businessman uses expensive bank money or private money. How is this supposed to lower inflation?

And yet BoU has for three months running now, remained resolute with their prohibitive CBR, despite little or no evidence that their policy is working.

The marginal easing in inflation to 20.3% in April from 21.1% in March can solely be attributed to food prices, which have largely stabilized.

Mutebile would be over stating the effects of his magic wand if he dared say his monetary policy is responsible for this ease in inflation. This is why.

Food inflation, largely determined by farmers and what the URA commissioner called the ‘largely informal sector which doesn’t pay any tax’ has dropped from 34.6% in December 2011 to 15.1% in April 2012 and yet non food inflation, driven by the largely formal tax paying sector rose to 24.2% in January and has since dropped to just 22.7% in April.

Headline inflation for January was 27.7% and dropped to 25.4 in February. In March it was 21.1% easing to 20.3 in April.

Mutebile can say his CBR policy has stabilized the exchange rate but the figures don’t lie. I would like to know how his hardline stance has led to more rainfall and a bumper harvest leading to cheap food on the market stalls.

Instead, his ‘hardline’ policy, it is now emerging is hurting the formal sector, the sector that pays the taxes that pay his salary and that of his bosses.

Maybe now Mutebile will understand when some economists say, his anti economic growth policy is equivalent to shooting yourself in the foot.

 
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Posted by on May 30, 2012 in Opinion

 

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President Zuma Shouldn’t Be Whining That His Genitals Are Out In The Open

SPEAR OF THE NATION: Portrait of Zuma with his manhood exposed

South African President Jacob Zuma is in the news again and yes, you guessed it. It’s got everything to do with sex.

An artist last week put out on display a painting of the first citizen of South Africa with his penis exposed.

Zuma’s party the Africa National Congress (ANC) expressed their displeasure and demanded that the picture be taken down from the gallery and asked the media to withdraw the image, which they said was a ‘distasteful and vulgar portrait of the president’ from their websites.

City Press the newspaper that first published the picture refused to remove the image even when the ANC sent in lawyers. At the time of writing this blog, the newspaper and the gallery had stuck to their guns and refused to heed lawyers’ orders saying that would be blatant censorship.

City Press vowed not to take down the image unless there is a court order.

According to the South African constitution, ‘freedom of expression’ and that of ‘artistic creativity’ is protected and the artist who made the painting Brett Murray and the media outlets, which have published the image, have repeatedly referred to their constitutional privilege.

ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu insists the painting is an outrageous ‘abuse of freedom of artistic creativity’. And has promised the party will go to court to have the portrait taken down and destroyed.

The sag continues.

Well, I know that the President’s private parts are no laughing matter but the constitution of a country is no laughing matter either.

As a journalist, am enjoying the saga and interested to see how it ends. As an African, I know it is not very nice to demean your elders and Jacob Zuma is an elder in South Africa and the painting portrays him in a humiliating light.

But then you have to look at the world today, the modern world. Despite modernity and South Africa is very much a modern country Jacob Zuma choses to be not a modern South African man but a traditional Zulu man in every sense.

TRADITIONALIST: Zuma during a Zulu function while wedding his fourth wife

And because of that he says has every right to philander as much as he wishes and do very many things than many people would find outrageous for someone who is a president. Things like dressing up in an animal skin costume that leaves most of his pot belly dangling in the open.

He won an election hands down and despite his numerous sex scandals including the infamous ‘rape and shower shame’ his ratings, as president, have remained very high.

He is firmly in control of the ANC and the country and looks set to be re-elected for another term as South African President.

His standing on the continent hasn’t been hurt despite his reputation as a sex pest and a prolific ladies man.

He married his fourth wife last month and ladies still love him despite all. I guess he must be looking out for the fifth.

Jacob Zuma, for all I know, is a man who has perfectly depicted himself as a true African macho man. Big, strong and masculine and not afraid to show his sexual side.

The painting of him with his penis protruding is, to me, the perfect depiction of a man who fronts and has lots of pride in his manhood and his virility even as president.

He shouldn’t be complaining. The painting won’t hurt him. In fact it’s the groveling that will diminish his standing amongst his peers and his political base, complaining will hurt his credibility as a true Zulu macho man.

He rather should be jutting with pride that in the painting he is described as the ‘spear’ of the nation. Because with all honesty and all the pun that is exactly what Zuma is.

 
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Posted by on May 18, 2012 in Opinion

 

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The Curse Of Uganda: Thieving Political Class, Thieving Police And A Thieving Population

President Museveni decorates IGP Kayihura for great service to the country

President Yoweri Museveni is a very skilled politician and he doesn’t say or write things without thinking seriously about them. On Sunday evening, while launching Uganda’s Golden Jubilee celebrations at the Kampala Serena Hotel, Museveni gave a spirited defense of the Police Force, which lately has come under fire for human rights abuses with some people describing the force as brutal and roguish.

Museveni said the Uganda Police under General Kale Kayihura is a very professional force and describing them as human rights abusers is a ‘bogus assessment.’

Museveni then said the police are a mirror of the general society. He declared; ‘You cannot have an indisciplined political class and expect the police to be disciplined and if there are human rights groups who do not balance their judgment of the police, then they are bogus and useless.’

Museveni is most definitely right. Politicians in this country set the trends. We have very few other role models that Ugandans want to emulate and one journalist once said that politics is Uganda’s cash crop. If you want to get rich quick, join politics.

Everyone learns from our politicians and our policemen, like the rest of Ugandans learn from the political class. After all it’s the politicians, not the policemen or the teachers, who have a vision for this country.

Therefore if the politicians are misbehaving be rest assured, the rest of the population are learning and imitating.

If the political class is stealing, then everyone else in Uganda will start stealing. We learn from the best, that’s for sure.

If you accept that its okay for senior politicians to pass on bribes to Members of Parliament (fellow politicians) to alter the Constitution of the Republic to remove presidential term limits and therefore stay in power longer, you cannot fault female students at Makerere University who bribe lecturers with sex to get higher marks.

TOUGH? IGP Kayihura grabs a uniformed and hand-cuffed policeman by the throat

You also cannot fault the traffic policemen for taking ‘kitu kidogo’ from erring motorists instead of having them charged in court, or the prosecutors for receiving payments from suspects and preferring weak charges.

If the politicians are stealing and skimming, the rest of the population will be stealing and skimming, it is very unfair for activists to single out one group like the police for blame, activists need to blame the whole society.

Last week, Museveni addressed MPs of his party the NRM at State House Entebbe and criticized some of the MPs for sabotaging government programs and not being patriotic enough. Using a footballing analogy he accused some of his MPs of running to the referee to report a foul committed by a teammate.

According to Museveni, it is right and fitting and very patriotic for Ugandans to keep quiet whenever they see a fellow Ugandan committing a foul, even if it brings the game into disrepute.

Museveni was telling MPs to be good team players but he is also telling them to conceal fouls and dupe the referee all in the name of winning.

Museveni is telling the country to adopt the culture of winning by playing dirty.

That shielding Ugandan criminals and wrong doers from foreigners is a commendable trait that must be adopted by all Ugandans. Fair play has no place in Museveni’s rulebook.

It is for this reason that Museveni finds fault with journalists like Charles Onyango Obbo who he describes as ‘a quisling traitor’ an ‘enemy of the NRM’ and the country because he uses foreign-owned publications to ‘pour venom on the work of the NRM that it is corrupt, it is led by greedy people who cling to power, etc, etc.’

This is now the thinking in government; the Prime Minister Amama Mbabazi told a thanks-giving service in Kinkizi in Kanungu district that current leaders should groom the youth to prepare them for the mantle of leadership in the future. This prompted a pal on twitter to remark: “…so if the ‘youth’ are groomed by thieves will things get any better?’

While delivering a speech to mark World Press Freedom Day at Hotel Africana last week, the information Minister Mary Karoro Okurut lambasted Journalists for ‘shaming’ Uganda by highlighting the negative things about Uganda in their writings. She wants journalists to be ‘patriotic’ by highlight only the positives and ignoring those stories that shame Uganda.

It’ll be the new thinking in government; if you highlight the evil in our society, you the messenger are the enemy of society not the evildoer.

According to pronouncements by government officials, journalists, not the corrupt government officials, are the real enemies of Uganda because they chose to highlight corruption scandals bringing only shame to the country. The government faults the reporters but won’t punish the thieving officials who set a terrible example for the other citizens.

So next time the nurse at the hospital asks for some ‘tea’ before assigning you a bed, don’t blame the nurse. She probably learnt this from the senior politicians who pay cash even for votes.

DIRTY MONEY: MP Anywar delighted and shocked Ugandans by returning bribe money

Kitgum Woman MP Beatrice Anywar is a principled lady. Her principles were firmed when she rejected and promptly returned money that was deemed a bribe from the government. Government had stealthily deposited Shs20million onto the accounts of MPs as facilitation to enable them supervise government programs. The 20million was part of an emergency supplementary allocation of Shs602billion shillings that had been passed by a hastily convened house of Parliament in the run up to the last general elections.

According to many MPs the 20 million paid to the MPS was a bribe and a token of appreciation to the MPs for passing a supplementary budget.

According to the IMF officials most of the Shs602billion was splashed on the electoral campaigns by the government.

Anywar returning the bribe money made news and many Ugandan’s were delighted and praised the lady politicians.

But many more Ugandans were stunned that she’s that principled to return money from the government. Some said she was crazy, others said she was stupid. Its like everyone believes that its every citizen’s right to steal from the government and many could not believe how Anywar could possibly return the money to government.

The opposition FDC party issued a directive to their MPs to return the dirty money but many defied the directive yet many of the ‘refuseniks‘ were still re-elected meaning that the population wasn’t outraged by the blatant bribery.

Now according to published reports MP Anywar is being looked at by colleagues in the opposition with a lot of suspicion because to her blossoming friendship with president Museveni. The point of their worry is that considering that the President and the NRM have at their disposal lots of money, Anywar’s colleagues are worried that she will be tempted to receive some of the fat envelopes. Its like everyone expects her to fall for the temptation, receive the envelopes and change her political affiliation. In Uganda, we expect money to move everything, including morals.

Which points to the ethics of Ugandans that Museveni leads. Corruption is the order of the day and no one gets shocked by the many scandals that rock government and no one really gets punished. Therefore Museveni was spot on. You cannot have an indisciplined political class (and make no mistake Museveni was not only talking only about the opposition) in Uganda and expect the police or anyone to be disciplined.

When the full story is finally told in the distant future, this, am afraid, will be one the biggest achievements of this presidency, the commercialization of everything, even morals.

 
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Posted by on May 9, 2012 in Opinion

 

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Africa’s Global Image: The Solution Isn’t Blaming & Bashing The Media

Such Images Have Been Used To Illustrate A Dark Side Of Africa

While I was away last week BBC hosted the Africa Debate and the topic was Africa’s image in the world.

I was in the village and could only follow the debate on twitter but the little bits I got included a panel of experts blaming the Western Media for creating an image of Africa which they is deceptive and wrong.

They blamed the western media for not reporting positive stories from Africa some even suggested that the image of Africa wouldn’t change until Africa gets a big media organisation that will tell African stories from an African perspective.

I must say I was disappointed but not surprised by the discourse. Lately, it has become part of an African elite’s mindset to blame someone else for the continents failings. They blame colonialism, like Africa was the only continent that was colonized. They blame the World Bank and the IMF because they give us loans, which we put to waste and then fail to pay back.

We blame all our failings on some Western conspiracy like we are the most hated people on earth.

Now they are blaming their media organizations for refusing to report stories of African success. They blame them for highlighting only the bad and the gory about Africa and they argue that this is the reason Africa isn’t attracting the right investment and therefore the reason we are making a slow progress out of poverty.

The argument is that because Africa is depicted in the media as desperate and suffering, the continent attracts mainly sympathy and donations in form of aid and not investment and that this keeps the continent needy, poor and dependent.

Most of the arguments, like most complaints in life, sound valid and justified but I refuse to blame anyone but ourselves for the terrible image Africa has.

It’s unhelpful to blame the media for reporting only the bad news. The media by nature are cynical, they looks for the extraordinary, that which is out of the norm. Ordinarily, everyone should be happy, healthy and prosperous. That is not news. News is when people aren’t happy, when they aren’t prosperous and when they aren’t healthy. Sadness makes news.

Sadly, look around Africa, you will see more sad news that good news. Are you therefore surprised why the continent is fodder for news buffs?

In the month of April alone, there has been a military coup in Mali, an attempted coup in Burkina Faso, Sudan and South Sudan are almost coming to full-scale war while Uganda and other East African states are cheering on, the nodding disease outbreak in northern Uganda got forgotten but not resolved and many more people continue to be infected and killed. Uganda using a colonial law ‘banned’ Activists For Change, an organization that challenges the government through civil disobedience. Walk to work protests turned into ‘breastgate’ with the groping of the breast of opposition activist Ingrid Turinawe.

Charles Taylor the ripper of Liberia and Sierra Leone was found guilty by the ICC at the Hague, Al Shabab continued to kill more people in Somalia and in South Africa the racist ANC youth leader Julius Malema got kicked out of the party and his appeal rejected. I can go on and on.

What were the positive stories that came out of African last month? Almost nothing but that isn’t unusual. Look at the coverage of Europe for instance. Since last year, the media has reported about the economic crisis in Greece, Italy and Spain and the recession in England and the general economic quagmire. What positives have the media reported? Maybe sex pests in France’s Dominic Strauss Khan and in Italy’s Silvio Barlusconi or Phone Hacking in UK newspapers?

Lets look at the Arab World, for years now the media is full of stories of the aftermath of the revolutions in Libya and Egypt. The breakdown of law and order in Libya and the constant anarchy in Egypt, and the unending slaughter in Syria, the unfinished revolution and the brutal police crackdown in Bahrain.

One but the basic is simple. The media will always report the story, which they believe is extra ordinary and which will interest their audience. Most times the extra ordinary is not very positive. If you have done something good and you want the media to write about it, you buy space on their networks and they do adverts for you. We’ve seen countries like Azerbaijan, Cyprus, Malaysia, Georgia, Croatia, Singapore, placing adverts on international TV networks and they have reaped big.

The problem is African countries don’t want to pay; they are used to free things like aid from donors. If we expect CNN or SkyNews to dispatch a TV crew to Uganda looking for a positive story, we shall be waiting for Godot.

The way forward is not to mob talk shows and rant about how Africa is hated by everyone in the world and how the rest of the world want us to remain poor. The solution isn’t to keep complaining about a ‘biased’ western media. Some have gone further by encouraging governments to find a way of censuring problematic media organizations and President Yoweri Museveni on many occasions has picked on media organizations and branded them ‘enemies of development’.

The solution isn’t to blame colonialists of countries with colonial mentality and the World Bank and the IMF for their ‘flawed policies’.

The solution, in my eyes, is to do the right things. But what is the right thing? Lets work to eliminate the bad stories, the bad news and the depressing statistics.

Lets get kids to school, get health services closer to the people, improve infrastructure, get people working, create jobs, get the banks lending, stimulate the economy, get the economy booming, punish the corrupt, replace the incompetent, respect human rights and promote good governance. African countries cannot keep doing the wrong things and expect the world media to turn a blind eye and report the scattered success stories.

But there is another way to change the world’s perception of Africa. But it involves doing extra ordinary things that are impossible for the world to ignore. Such will not solve all the problems but it will get the world talking about something totally different. Like if a country hosts successful events that capture people’s imagination like say a sports tournament like the World Cup or the Africa Cup of Nations.

South Africa had a terrible image before they hosted the World Cup in 2010. They had hosted the Africa Cup of Nations 1996 and the Rugby World Cup in 1995 and several sports events before but the FIFA World Cup is without a doubt the biggest sporting event in the world and no one gave them a chance of succeeding.

In the run up to the tournament, with rumors that FIFA would move the tournament to another country, the news was filled with statistics on how the country has the worst crime rates in the entire world and how criminals man every street corner, smoking opium and raping women and murdering people with reckless abandon. Foreign embassies issued damning travel advisories to football fans intending to travel for the games.

South Africa didn’t respond by moaning the coverage their country was getting in the world media. They didn’t set up their own media channel to rival CNN Sky News and Al Jazeera. They responded by advertising their country widely but most importantly by doing the right things. They increased police training and deployment on the streets, cleaned and lit up the streets, sealed the roads, built railways, built stadia, expanded the airports, equipped hospitals, and recruited thousands of volunteers. They organized a very successful World Cup tournament and silenced the cynics and made themselves proud. (Africa tagged along in sharing the pride)

Visitors who made the long journey south were impressed with what they saw, the top-notch organization and facilities. And the results of their investment are amazing, many of those visitors are returning to the country with their families and friends and the economy is reaping the benefits.

Suddenly, South Africa isn’t the crime capital of the world anymore; it’s the country everyone wants to visit. But make no mistake, the criminals haven’t gone on holiday, only that the perception of the country has changed from a land of criminals to a country everyone must visit before they die. Last year (2011) they had record number of visitors to the country. Almost 9 million visited the country and those visitors didn’t need Lonely Planet to tell them to get on the plane.

SA Tourism Minister Marthinus van Schalkwyk said that hosting the World Cup tournament gave South Africa ‘unprecedented international media exposure worth billions of dollars and left us with enhanced, modern world-class tourist infrastructure’

And as a result while tourist numbers in many other countries dropped owing to the economic troubles in the euro zone and the United States, South Africa had its best tourism season on record last year according to Business Report.

‘The total number of international tourists soared to 8, 339, 354 in 2011, which was 3.3 percent more than 2010 when growth of 15.1 percent was achieved in hosting the World Cup.’

One detail stands out:

‘While South Africa’s traditional core markets in Europe and North America remained the major source of long-haul tourists, the country’s overall growth in 2011 was largely due to a 14.6 percent rise in arrivals from new markets in Asia. This was mainly driven by Indian tourist arrivals rising 26.2 percent.

One wonders why Indians were flocking to South Africa yet football isn’t that much popular a sport in India. The answer is South Africa hasn’t been hosting only soccer tournaments.

In 2009, following concerns about players safety and with the Indian terror attacks of 2008 still fresh in mind, the India Premier League (IPL), a hugely popular professional cricket tournament was held not in India but in South Africa. And if you want to know the impact of the IPL: Over 200 million people in India alone watched the 2009 tournament on TV.

According to FIFA over 700million people global TV audience watched the Final Game of the 2010 World Cup between Spain and Netherlands on July 11 in 2010.

The salvation of Africa’s image will not come by flooding debating halls with elitist academics trying to impress. The solution might partly be found in the much ignored sports sector because sport dominates on the list of the most watched TV events in the world. But there is no real alternative to governments in Africa doing the right things first. Like planning and getting the plans in motion and being very ambitious.

England despite the economic recession and the street riots of last year retains its positive image worldwide partly because of the famous Premier league. On Monday night when the top two teams played each other in what was dubbed the Manchester Derby, an estimated 300+ million people around the world tuned in to watch the game on TV more than those who watch hourly news bulletins dominated by the phone-hacking scandal. This year they will be hosting the Olympic games and they play host to dozens other sporting events including Wimbledon.

 

And the exploits of Lionel Messi of Barcelona and Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid ensure people around the world don’t have to look at Spain’s failing economy and its struggles with unemployment and separatist militants in the Basque region, the same with Italy and Portugal.

The same isn’t happening in Africa. Here the daily story is political conflicts and countries like South Sudan which has no toilet facilities planning to wage an expensive war against their neighbors and mothers dying during childbirth and policemen groping breasts of lady protesters and HIV funds getting stolen by public officials and regimes bribing Members of Parliament to stay in power and children dying of nodding disease and dusty roads with numerous potholes and constant electricity blackout and elitist academics blaming the western media for doing their job.

 
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